We who with songs beguile your pilgrimage / And swear that Beauty lives though lilies die, / We Poets of the proud old lineage / Who sing to find your hearts, we know not why ... (James Elroy Flecker)

26.3.18

Things I Must Not Say


Things I Must Not Say

 He shows me the poem
with which he hopes to persuade
a beautiful young woman
to fall into his embrace.

It's hilarious,
even a bit frightening
as he threatens, I mean promises 
to explode with violent passion.

How can I tell him –
what she really wants is someone 
who doesn't think his dick will drop off 
if he does the dishes?

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10 comments:

  1. Sherry Blue Sky27 March 2018 at 01:42

    Lol. I cant tell you how much i love this!

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  2. Sanaa Rizvi27 March 2018 at 02:00

    Bwahahaha oh but we should!!😅💜

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  3. Sam27 March 2018 at 10:16

    I love this!!!! Nice one, Rosemary :) <3

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  4. Unknown27 March 2018 at 14:44

    hahah!

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  5. Timoteo28 March 2018 at 03:51

    OMG Rosemary...I'll be grinning all day!

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  6. Vivian Zems28 March 2018 at 04:33

    This is a hoot!😂😂

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  7. brudberg28 March 2018 at 07:01

    Ha... I think I've learned that... I wonder if poetry about making the dishes could help.

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  8. Gillena Cox28 March 2018 at 07:52

    LOL Nice one Rosemary

    much love...

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  9. Brendan28 March 2018 at 20:46

    Hey, I've been searching for it in these poetic suds ever since.

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  10. kaykuala29 March 2018 at 10:29

    what she really wants is someone
    who doesn't think his dick will drop off
    if he does the dishes?

    Yes, it is not a sissy thing to do! Very brave take Rosemary!

    Hank

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