My Favourite Vices

Poetry Month, day 25

In Virtue or Vice at "imaginary garden with real toads" we are asked to write about at least one of the Seven Deadly Sins or Seven Heavenly Virtues.

My Favourite Vices

Mine are the sensual vices,

gluttony and lust.

And they are worth their prices –

if pay one must.

My moist, warm orifices

weren't meant to rust!

I cherish both sweetness and savour,

equally willing

to relish any flavour

so long as it's filling,

and feast in a blissful fervour 

of juices spilling.

Mine are the sins of pleasure,

the decadent.

I love to gorge at leisure

with full intent.

I never hoard my treasure,

I like it spent.